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I don’t really pay much attention to the horoscope part of astrology

I’m more of a birth chart and stuff type of gal. I rather analyze someone’s personality rather than try to predict their future. 

Because of this, I didn’t know that Mercury is in retrograde until today.

Supposedly, when Mercury is in retrograde shit happens. Stuff gets lost, people make mistakes, people have awkward encounters ect. It affects all signs, but it affects Gemini and Virgo the most, because their ruling planet is Mercury.

Guys, I lost my itouch on Saturday. I’m a Gemini. Holy shit.

Fuck you Mercury. Fuck you for going on retrograde.

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    Strange encounter or some shit? Not that I noticed. And I’m a Gemini.
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    I don’t pay attention to the horoscopes part too much either But apparently Jupiter which affects inner awareness and...
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    I lost my sunglasses O_o
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    Oh tayraXD
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