Posts tagged gemini

I’m more of a birth chart and stuff type of gal. I rather analyze someone’s personality rather than try to predict their future. 

Because of this, I didn’t know that Mercury is in retrograde until today.

Supposedly, when Mercury is in retrograde shit happens. Stuff gets lost, people make mistakes, people have awkward encounters ect. It affects all signs, but it affects Gemini and Virgo the most, because their ruling planet is Mercury.

Guys, I lost my itouch on Saturday. I’m a Gemini. Holy shit.

Fuck you Mercury. Fuck you for going on retrograde.

I’ve come to the conclusion that since I’ma Gemini, then my lillith (my dark side) must be my evil twin, so then my evil twin must be a Leo. So when I act like a totally egotastical bitch, note that this isn’t Gemini talking, it’s the whinny, attention whore Leo.

It’s something her straightforward Virgo mind will never understand